We’ve put our heads together and come up with 10 tips to help make the game a little bit more enjoyable!
- Larger holes to putt into
- No clubhouse twat rule. 3 strikes and you’re barred
- Mandatory 1-week ban if you turn up with the latest clubs and don’t shoot at least buffer
- The local pro has to play the course in one comp a month to see the condition or the course and the members
- Green staff have to caddy and golfers mow once a season
- All shit bunkers are automatic GUR. Determined using the Footprint test.
- You can tee off the reds for a 1 shot penalty
- A lost ball is a mandatory 0 points or highest score with a zero (nett double bogey) on a hole
- You NR and you have to pay a forfeit or a fine and you must tee off last in the next competition
- Mandatory live stream of the 1st tee on YouTube
Do you have any suggested new rules?
Do you have any suggested new rules to add?
Comment below and let’s start the conversation
